Alright...I'll go...
This is the story when I took my boyfriend-at-the-time on his first hunt. We were about 16, I guess.
He was nervous, I guess...or, he just didn't know he had to be quiet...cause he crackled every leaf, snapped every twig, and tromped his boots all on the ground on the way to the stand. I wondered if we'd see anything at all.
I helped him set up, then set out to find my own spot.
A couple of hours later, I heard him shoot. I was happy for him, cause I knew he nailed it , cause I had him practicing weeks on end with his shooting, and he had gotten to be dead-on. So, I wait a while, then make my way to him. He's on the ground, with a big grin on his face.
I asked him if he thought he hit it.
He said he did, and proceeded to tell me about this monster buck with an amazing rack....so, I tell him..."Let's track em up."
We tracked for about an hour...and the whole time, he's grinnin real big, and bragging on this "huge deer" he shot.
Finally, the blood ended and I see the hide. So, I tell him to wait outside of the bushes, and I'd drag him out. (He then proceeded to tell me that I wouldn't be able to do it alone, cause it was a huge buck)
When I get to the deer, I look at him and holler at him to tell me again about how big his deer was. He replied that it was at least an 8 point.
So, I reach down, and pull up this monster buck....was a 90 pound spike.
I told him, "Well, since we can't find YOUR deer....we'll just take this one home."

LoL...couldn't quite help myself.