Okay, okay, okay.... I'll reply:
In my first life, I was in the U.S. Coast Guard where I served as a Yeoman First Class (E-6) and handled military personnel records, payroll, computers, and everything else you can think of.
I took the "early out" in 1996 that Congress approved back then, when they offered a new 15 yr retirement plan to all the branches of the military. I had 17 years in and no matter what, I just couldn't make Chief (E-7) because the USCG was so "top heavy". So I considered the early retirement deal, talked it over with family, and submitted my request. Later on, I heard that they had to shut it down in 1998 due to so many people jumping ship. I heard that that Army alone, lost 37,000 personnel in the summer of 1997!!!

Anyway, since I retired in 1996, I settled in Virginia. My wife, daughters, and I could have gone anywhere we wanted to for employment. I ended up landing a job with a mortgage banking company until they got downsized/bought out/hostile take over/etc... Man, it was a rude awakening to the civilian world! You go from the security and stability of military life to a civilian job where someone else wants your job and gets it!
Soon after, I landed a much better job, more secure and stable, with a nice manufacturing company called Super Radiator Coils. No, no, no, we
DON'T make automobile radiators. We make the huge industrial heating/cooling coil units for buildings, dry cleaners, and supermarket dairy display cases. I am like model99er in a way... I am a one man I.T. department, where I do the database programming, the Unix server administration, and the main PC network administration. Not only that, but I oversee the servers in our other corporate plant offices in Phoenix, AZ and Minneapolis, MN. I love my job, but it gets real stressful when I get pulled in 18 different directions at once, because everyone needs things NOW and on different operating systems!

Now you know why I am the way I am!

Butch A.