Do you lift up a cheek and let one rip while out in the woods, deer hunting? This question was asked on another forum and I figured I'd ask it here. Because some of you guys on here are experts on passing gas!

I imagine a fart could sound like a buck grunt, but then again, depending on what you ate for dinner the night before, you might end up clearing out the entire forest!

What do you think?

Butch A.

Absolutely, And i scratch where it itches.

The sound that is made, is a perfect call of the sweet bird of love. If she is still there with you, after a call like that, it has to be love.


Dru.

I save them until I am tucked in at night. Then I share them!!!

Never a good idea but always funnier than all billy he!!

I'm a lot like my Airedale .. I fart, burb, belch, & scratch and it don't much matter where the hell I'm at !!


99er

Hey iffin it doesn't pay rent it gotta go.

LOL @ the lot of you!! Ya'll are whacked!

As for the question at hand....it is common knowledge that women do not expel butt fumes. It simply is a man's trait!

Hands, you knowas well as I do, women do not expell, the dogs next t o them do!!!!

There was an old book on manors, it was from the early 1800's. It said that if a woman did make a noise that any man near shoould take the blame to spare the poor woman. Yeah right, let them hang like we do.


Dru.

I too like to "share" them... But, in bed, I always threw the covers over my wife's head and held them there ... and then cut loose.... It just helped her to appreciate the entire experience more............ But never attempt this on nights you are feeling particularly "frisky"...as it often tends to put a decided "chill" in the air.

LOL!!!!!!

I agree... Why should men take the blame. Women can be just as "ripe" as any man out there!

Butch A.

Does a Bear?

LOL..if it did, who would know!

I'll bet !!! if it's a male

of course!

That doc that was Oprah show said that all humans do this about 20 times a day. So now when your in the grocery line just let it rip. Everyone does it. He said it's good to clean the colon.


However while in the woods hunting I take a commercial brand grunt call with me. However do we really need one? All we have to do during buck season is to give our 20 grunts for the day. Why buy a call.

LMAO

Boys are so icky!!

LOL! That makes perfect sense!!

Butch A.

UB,

Perhaps we should consider adding a "mini natural grunt amplifier & speaker" to our line of "mouse squeal rubber boots" product line ?? We otta be selling one hell of a lot of replacement "mic pickups" after a year or so, hey ?? ... roflmao


99er

Yea yea thats it thats it! You could grunt your way right into your stand. All those hunters walking in during the dark hours of the morning. The deer won't know what to to do. A grunt over here and a grunt over there. A grunt behind you, a grunt to the side.